Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Dashing through the snow
on a pair of broken skis
screaming as I go
crashing into trees (ow ow ow)
the snow is turning red
I think I'm almost dead
will someone call an ambulance I need a hospital bed oh


Pre-existing sentences have been edited to create a new and humorous meaning